Today, I learned my daughter is a better angler than I am...
I suspect countless hours of Animal Crossing and Legend of Zelda is the reason for this. And, who says video games rot the brain.
This blog is dedicated to being a dad and some of the pitfalls and triumphs I might run into along the way, along with maybe some quips or input from my lovely wife.
Today, I learned my daughter is a better angler than I am...
I suspect countless hours of Animal Crossing and Legend of Zelda is the reason for this. And, who says video games rot the brain.
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Labels: activities, Kids
So Viv has been dealing with some issues surrounding a scary movie she saw. Coraline completely freaked her out. To explain further would require another Blog post... so I will save that for another day.
Since tonight was my 5th or 6th night explaining that everything is just fine and there is nothing to worry about, I decided to pull out the Old FDR Line" You have nothing to fear, except fear itself".
Thinking I was quite the sage of wisdom for pulling out such an appropirately timed line, I followed up by asking Vivian if she understood what that meant.
Nodding fervently, the following monologue ensued:
"Yes, I do. The other day I saw this movie Space Chimp, and there is this other world in outer space, where people have to wear helmets. And they all do the same stuff. Well, the helmet lights up if someone is scared, or something like that. So they go into this cave, where there is a scary monster, and this girl is wearing this helmet, she's really scared so it keeps lighting up. Well eventually this monster eats her, cause she is so scared, it finds her. Later, she comes back, and the other people were like 'oh, I thought you got eaten up' and she was like 'I was, you don't even want to know how I got out'. She came out the rear end of the moster, Mommy."
Winston Churchill ...
Space Chimps ...
Aliens ...
Space Monsters ...
Space Monster Poop.
Little did Vivian know that Franklin D Roosevelt was turning over in his grave.
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M (Mom): Christian stop pulling down on the front of my shirt.
C (Christian): Mommy what's that thingy?
M: What thingy? My bra? People don't want to see my bra, it's like underwear, so don't pull on my shirt.
C: Underwear?! Ew gross... Mommy, why is your bra made out of underwear?
M: It's not made out of underwear, it IS underwear. I wear it under my clothes.
C: Why Mommy? To hide your nipples?
M: Uh...
C: It's ok Mommy, I'm an expert of nipples
[End of conversation]
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The kids have learned how to use the phone. With a little prodding, Christian is able to recall my cell phone number. This is a good thing.
Here's my favorite voicemail, that I have been saving for a while now.
(click here if you don't see the video)
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Labels: fatherhood, Kids
Chances are if you're a parent, you already have a digital camera.
I mean, it's the thing to do, right? As a parent (especially a new one), you should take gigs and gigs of photos of your little ones drooling, walking, sleeping or even making weird faces. I certainly do it and my flickr account can attest to that, not to mention, memory is CHEAP!
So, here's a chance to put your kids behind the lens.
How? By making a stop motion video. It's actually pretty straight forward.
Here are the tools we used:
For you Windows XP users, you could use Windows Movie Maker. It's free with Windows XP SP2 and available here.
The Creative Process (total time: about one hour)
We had the kids put together a story line based on their interests. In our case, it was SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm sure it had something to do with them coming off of a Nickelodeon Marathon... It also helped that we had SpongeBob legos. So depending on what you have to work with go with what makes them (and you) happy. I'm sure with enough prodding we could have done a Star Wars themed movie, but, I digress.
When putting together the story we guided them to keep the story line short and to about four "scenes".
We then drew out story boards, just like they've seen on the extra features of many of the DVDs they have.
And starting building props and background images.
Production Process (total time: about one hour)
Once we had all the pieces that followed the storyboards, we set up the camera on a tripod in front of our workspace.
And, followed these steps.
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Labels: activities, art, Kids, Lego, photography
Interactive technology is always fun, especially when it's something I could introduce to the kids and let them run with it.
One great example, which had Vivian occupied for a good hour, was Zefrank's voice driven drawing tool.
It's a little flash application that allows you to control a brush with sound. A low volume sound guides the cursor counterclockwise; a medium-volume will straighten the line; and, a high volume sound will lead the cursor clockwise. It's actually kinda neat.
Eventually the whole family was howling at the computer trying to do our own vocal etch-a-sketch-like artwork.
Here's Vivian's masterpiece as it developed.
Here's a result of playing Damien Rice's "The Blower's Daughter" to the tool.
You know, if you don't know Frank, you're missing out.
Follow him at http://twitter.com/zefrank and visit his site often for some happy distractions.
Posted by KnightDiver at 11:19 PM 0 comments
Labels: activities, art, children
If you're looking for a fun, cheap and easy activity with the kids, try mixing corn starch and water to make a non-newtonian fluid called oobleck.
This past Friday night, Viv and I thought we'd give it a try.
For those of you that don't know. A non-newtonian fluid is a fluid whose viscosity is not a single constant value, meaning that the relation between sheer stress and strain rate in non-linear.
HUH?!?!
Basically, in regards to our activity, our fluid acted like a solid when struck or abrupt force was applied. When left alone or little force was given it acted as a liquid. Check out this wiki entry if you're interested in more information.
Just in case any parents are interested in trying this, just know this:
The recipe we used was from this blog.
Here's the video from our experience.
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Labels: activities, Kids
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Labels: children, photography